Harry's Best* Good research and just plain common sense is our by line. First , the best top quality ingredients, then, a pet newsletter that keeps you up to date with the latest. My promise to you, I would not recommend any pet food that I would not use
myself !. Harry Plymate / RS. (registered Schnauzer)
There certainly has been a great deal of interest in my new dog food formula.I guess its quite an alternative to whats out there, sort of a new concept , but in the final analysis , its just good common sense. You wouldn't feed your friend, your pet just anything, would you?. Well now you have an alternative, clean decent food. Not some rendering plant by products or other blood and meat scrap products that cant be sold anywhere else. I dont want to belabor this point but, its one thing to use food that will support life for profit, like you were feeding hogs for butcher. But an entirely different thing to use good wholesome food for your pets. thus'ly my product Harry's Best* pet food. Made from the really good things we dogs all love, milk , fish , eggs , sweets , etc.
I will be putting out a monthly news letter with the latest on health for pets and some just plain gossip. You see in the k-9 world ( that means us dogs) most of us are gainfully employed in one way or another. Oh sure there are a few rebels and some just plain crazies, but for the most part we have a very respectable history. Why there was Fritz , the Great Dane, who woke his family that night and got them out of their burning house.He was the kids best friend. His thanks was a pat on the head and a hug, which was just fine with Fritz. We all knew Fritz hurt himself real bad that night in the fire and when they took him to the Vet we had a feeling he wouldn't be coming back. and , Oh sure there are some gold diggers like Fife, the Poodle , up there on the hill. she is so snooty, Half the time she acts like she doesn't know you. She really plays it up when her people are around, so sweet, They wait on her hand and foot and that sweater, oh brother.But if she had a better offer some where else,she would be gone in a New York City minute.
Anyhow, please let this letter be my introduction to you. I would like to meet you and your pet. Of course being educated , I am bilingual. I speak dog, cat and a few bird dialects.I understand English, Japanese and some other languages but without a voicebox , I can only write them. Of course I can bark and Howell across the scale . Sometimes, I wonder if my owner,Bob, really appreciates me.
Tubby,or Tub as I call him.You can imagine how he got that name, is the main cat at my house but strictly a con cat if there ever was one. I will tell you more about him later. Incidentally,Tub wants to sponsor our new cat food and I will give him some space in this newsletter. I think I will call his part" Cat Box News" and knowing Tubby, it seems very appropriate. It seems Tub is always on a diet and no wonder, He just lays around all day long then gets up once in a while to swagger over to his food bowl. For excitement he goes outside and sits in the bushes and waits for unsuspecting neighbor kitties and then leaps out and grabs them. Disgusting. He is such a big baby too. He got a little scratch on the nose and he moaned and groaned all week long about it . Bob thinks he catches mice around here. What a Joke. Tub couldn't catch a mouse if his tail was on fire. Well more about tubs adventures later. For now I will just wish you well and say goodby. Do me a favor and ask your local pet store or supermarket for harry's Best* dog food and other good products. Write or call me and I will send you a free sample. Ask for my newsletter its free and I will dig up a lot of very interesting things for you. The latest from the world of science and research and of course
some of my veterinarian buddies. I will tell you some stories you will love. Harry.417 300 3056.